Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

How many French eggs do you need?

One egg is un oeuf.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What do eggs do for fun?

They crack jokes.

What is the bibliophile's favorite website?

Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's a laughing condiment?

Ayy lmayo

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do Kermit The Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

What did one egg say to the other?

It's just a Yolk!!

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!