Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What is the difference between a blonde and a hen?

The blonde doesn't sit still when she is on eggs.

What do eggs say when they're turnt?

Omelette, fam

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

What's the difference between an egg and Elliot Rodger?

An egg gets laid before it cracks.

Why did the egg spill his guts at an AA meeting?

He was addicted to crack.

Laugh Jokes More Laugh Jokes

What's an Alzheimer patient's favorite horror movie?

The Blair...Which project Made my roomie laugh at least

Who laughs the last?

The one who you have to explain the joke to.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What do you want for breakfast?

Kids: EGGS! BACON! WAFFLES! CHOCOLATE CHIP PANCAKES! Me: Let me rephrase. Who wants toast

Yolk Jokes More Yolk Jokes

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What does an embryo say when it's serious?

No yolk!