What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Turkey Jokes More Turkey Jokes

What did the turkey say when he accidentally bumped into the president?

Pardon me.

How do you keep a turkey in suspense?

I'll get back to you in a few weeks

Europe Jokes More Europe Jokes

Why did Europe start the first World War?

They did't like being sans-Ferdinand.

What do you call five tomatoes?

A tom-a-FOOT! In Europe, they call it a tom-a-METER.

Thanksgive Dinner Jokes More Thanksgive Dinner Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

What's the best way to prepare a turkey for Thanksgiving dinner?

Just be *honest* with it man...

Grease Jokes More Grease Jokes

What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.