What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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What do you call Turkey's revolting soldiers?

The Coup Clucks Clan.

Why don't the Greeks, Slavs, and Armenians celebrate Thanksgiving?

Because they don't like Turkey

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What does a colonial space marine and Europe have in common?

They are both xenophobic!

How many Frenchmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one to hold it in place while the rest of Europe runs circles around it.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What did the mathematician say after Thanksgiving dinner?

1)/8"

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What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.

What were Tarzan's last words?

WHO GREASED THE VIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNEEEE.