What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?

The turkey - he's always stuffed !

What do Americans and Putin have in common?

They'll both be nuking Turkey after Thanksgiving.

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe?

BeCause it's to cold, long a swim

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Why was the cook late to Thanksgiving dinner?

He lost track of thyme. Happy Thanksgiving.

What will Putin be having for Thanksgiving dinner?

Turkey.

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What do thanksgiving dinner and the refugee crisis in Europe have in common?

Turkey and grease

What's the best way to grease a Ferrari?

Run over an Italian.