Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why doesn't the dinosaur cross the road anymore?

A: Because their eggs stink. (They're extinct)

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do you find a white person in the condiment aisle?

A: UM EXCUSE YOU THAT'S RACIST!!!!----oh look, there they are!

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

Where do cowboys cook their meals?

On the range

What do you call chickpeas cooked in a waffle iron?

Fawaffle!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What'd you have for breakfast?

Me: A bowl of Oreos. CW: Lol you mean Cherrios Me: No.

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.

Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.