The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
Fried, scrambled, or fertilized?
He always had treble finding his keys!
Ask Subban from the Hans to find out
When they boil the water, they always have to add that *pinche* salt.
I can't pair wines like this.
In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.
Drunkin Donuts
ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
He was caught poaching.
Poached.