How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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Where did the seaweed... Where did the seaweed find a job?

In the "Kelp Wanted" section of the want-ads.

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

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What fish sounds like a telephone?

Herring herring...herring herring...herring herring.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.