Why do they call wood carving "whittling"?

Because you start with a bigger piece of wood, and you make it whittler.

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What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

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What did the bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?

A: Ok you 2 dont start anything

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What do you call a Sith Lord who lives in the woods?

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What's a foot long, is as hard as wood, and is slippery?

A wooden slipper