What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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Where would you find Percy Miller's toothbrush?

In his Master P room.

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How do you know it was not U.S. that did the aerial bombing?

Because the funeral, wedding and hospital were not the targets.

What do you call the vehicle used to carry Henry VIII's second wife to the hospital?

An Anne-Boleyn-ce.

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What fish do road-menders use ?

Pneumatic krill !

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What kind of pictures do hermit crabs take?

Shellfies

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon

Which fish can perform operations ?

A Sturgeon !