What do you call a fear of chainsaws?

Logic.

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What's a vampire cows worst fear?

Steaks.

What do you call it when a person has a fear of Vietnamese food?

They have a Pho-bia!

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What's the difference between a saxophone and a chainsaw?

You can tune a chainsaw.

What do you call a phobia of chainsaws?

Common sense

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Why aren't there any "old husband tales"?

There are. They just get re-branded as "logic" and "the truth".

Why do Christian bands only record with Pro Tools?

Because they don't understand how to use Logic or Reason.