How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost"

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

A: Fish and ships.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

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Why did Jared decide to gain all of his weight back?

The mall is hiring new Santas.

What did the scale say when it was going to drop a fresh mixtape?

Weight on it.