How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Why can't a Pirate make it through their ABC's?

They always get lost at C.

Who's going to lose the upcoming election?

Society.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How long should you microwave fish for?

Tuna half minutes.

What kind of fish has two knees?

A tunee fish.

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What does a bodybuilder do while waiting in a long line?

Weights

What do you call a rabbit who lifts weights?

A jacked rabbit.