How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

How did Jared lose 150lbs?

He kicked two 7-year-olds out of his bed.

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Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

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How does a crackhead lose weight?

Diet Coke.

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea