What's the worst thing about a blackout?

A shootout.

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When would a discount be a bad thing?

Have 3 abortions and get the fourth free.

What's the worst thing about alcoholics?

They wine too much.

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How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

How many Bill Cosbys does it take to change a light bulb?

Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.

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What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout?

High Moon!

What do u call a Mexican who survives a shootout and lives to tell the tale?

The Juan who lived.