What does an orphan and a bottle of champagne have in common?

They both lost their pop.

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How many light bulbs did it take to screw a human?

None, there not too bright with doing anything except showing us where to go when were lost in the dark

How do you make people lose faith in this sub?

This.

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What happens when a pope dies?

Another pops up.

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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Why did the inventor of panadol think I had no parents?

I said I'm an orphan.

Why is housing cheaper as an orphan?

It's 'rent free!

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Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

What do you call a bottle of glue in a spy's pocket?

A bonding agent.