How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

How do wasps send messages?

By bee-mail.

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

Whats the worst part of breaking up with a Japanese girl?

You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

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What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!