What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What did the Alligator say to the turtle?

Can I bayou a drink?

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Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

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What's the difference between a tea bag and a used tampon?

What's the Difference between a tea bag and a used tampon - I dunno... - I'm never drinking tea at your house again then!

Why didn't the coffee and the tea get along?

Because they were being "brewed"

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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By referee-mail.

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What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!