What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What kind of tea does a house drink?

Propertea

How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

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What tea do footballers drink?

Penaltea!

What tea do hockey players drink?

Penaltea!