How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many Germans do you need to screw in a lightbulb?

One. We're efficient not funny!

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

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How many Buddhists does it take to screw a light bulb?

None. They believe that the enlightenment comes from within.

How many roaches does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2 but how they got in the light bulb I will never know

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

ANSWER: Milk and honey.

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Why are you all so excited it's Friday?

Monday will be here in 5 minutes.

Why do blondes work seven days a week?

A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday.