How many consultants does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I'm not sure but I'll have an answer for you next Monday.

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How many isolationists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they prefer to live in the dark.

How many black guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?

You cant count them when its dark

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How many divorced men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Who knows, they never get the house.

How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

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How does Yo-Yo Ma answer the phone?

Cello?

What are the level differences between nannies?

Answer: the A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

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Why does Garfield hate Mondays?

He doesn't have a job.

What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed