How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

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How do French poodles greet each other?

A: Bone-jour.

How does a French skeleton say hello?

Bone-jour.