How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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How do you find out if the cat is dead or alive in the Schrodinger's cat paradox?

By thinking outside the box

What's a cats favorite firearm?

A meowser

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What do electricians get for Christmas?

Shorts!

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What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

What do you call a snowman who cons people?

A snowfake.

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How did one gold atom greet the other gold atom?

ey you.

How do Soviet prison mates greet each other?

Gulag to you too.