How to cats greet each other at Christmas ?

A furry merry Christmas & Happy mew year" !

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What did the cat say when it got hurt?

me-OW!

What do you call a cat who's joined the Red Cross?

A: A first-aid kit!

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What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

What would've happened if Jesus Christ didn't make Christmas?

It would've just been "mas".

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What did Pippin Took do when he was drunk?

He began to feel Merry.

What is the linguistic description of sentences like 'ho ho ho' and 'merry Christmas'?

They are both santa clauses.

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How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

How do angels greet each other?

They say Halo.