What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What type of perfume do kidnappers use?

chloroform

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What would you call Jesus if he was born in Mexico?

The Chosen Juan.

Why is impersonating John Cena illegal in Mexico?

Because there's only Juan Cena

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's the three fastest ways of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, and tell-a-woman.

What do you tell a woman with black eyes?

Nothing, you already told her twice.

Cruise Ship Jokes More Cruise Ship Jokes

Why don't black people get on cruise ships?

They're not falling for that again.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Pool Jokes More Pool Jokes

How do you get three drunk, rowdy Canadians out of a pool?

Ask them to get out of the pool.

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

Diving Board Jokes More Diving Board Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.