A broad abroad on a board aboard.
Mascarpone!
My Dad:We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
The Chosen Juan.
Guacamole, sour cream, and salsa.
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
They aren't gonna fall for that one again.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
Allahu Akhbarrrr"
Because they're constant in a pool.
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.