A broad abroad on a board aboard.
A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Tequila Mockingbird
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
misogynistic.
Nothing, somebody already told her twice"
They're not falling for that again.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
Bob.
Bob
He jump off the diving board before it was pool.
