How does Homer Simpson say watermelon in French?

Melon D'OH

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What French city always surrenders first?

Toulouse

How do you know if you're in a French Village?

If you see sap buckets on telephone poles.

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How do you feel if you cross a sheepdog with a melon ?

Melon-collie !

Why don't melons marry on a whim?

They cantaloupe.

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Why can't watermelons get married?

Because they cantaloupe!

Why do watermelons have water in Them?

Because they are planted in the spring!

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What kind of Dog does Homer Simpson have?

A DOH-berman!

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.