What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

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Why did Erdogan stop a man from jumping off a bridge?

One does not simply fly in Turkish airspace without Erdogan's permission.

Why can't cars fly kites?

Because of the windshield.

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

What kind of bagel can fly?

A plain bagel.

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Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

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What do you call a seagull that flies by the bay?

a bagel

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel