How do ghosts navigate the ocean?

They use boo-eys.

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What do you call people who use the pull out method?

Parents

What font was used on Wyatt Earp's tombstone?

Sans Sheriff.

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "

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How would a pirate describe navigating Reddit on Talk like a Pirate Day?

Arduous.

What do you call a group of medical professionals who navigate around the Horn of Africa without being accosted by pirates?

Doctors without boarders.