What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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What small plant is used in war?

The millitree.

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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How do Ghosts lay foundations?

With a spirit level!

Why are haunted houses so noisy in April?

That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

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What do you call a hacker who can see the future?

A 4chan teller.

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!