What do ghosts use to predict the future?

Horror-scopes!

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What are goosebumps used for?

To keep geese from speeding!

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

A: By scareplane.

What do you call the sound a ghost makes when he calls you?

A phone moan.

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What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (jesus christ this one's even worse than the last)

What do you call a black rapper with no future?

Future

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

What do you call a morbidly obese person who can predict the future?

A four-chin teller.