Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What is the main reason people are voting for Brexit?

When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"

What are we going to do when we see it?

she asks. "We'll cross that bridge when we get there."

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What did the two story house say to its friend after it had just finished working out, and it's friend invited I to a party?

I'm two tiered. I came up with this at 1am, enjoy.

Which internet search engine does Chandler from Friends use?

Google, like everybody does.

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

How did Helen Keller meet her husband?

On a blind date!

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What do you call a body builder?

Jim.

Why can't Jim's make sandwiches?

Cause it was at my grannies, isn't it!!!

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What's the difference between Jesus in real life and Jesus in a picture frame?

It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.

Why do console gamers use their in game names in real life?

They haven't got anti-aliasing.