Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Jim Jokes More Jim Jokes

Where's Jim?

He went M.I.A. *Cut to Jim* All I wanna do *bang bang bang bang* *reloading noise* And shoot enemies

What shall we name our new playground invention?

Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

Real Life Jokes More Real Life Jokes

What did Brad Pitt in Seven and Harvey Weinstein in real life both get?

Gwyneth Paltrow's head.

What do you get when you have seven dragon balls?

Nothing! This is real life.