Whenever I meet a Jim I ask, "is that short for Jimberly?

and I have few friends in real life.

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What did Ryu say when I asked if I could have some of his food?

SHORYUKEN***

What hotel does Link always ask for?

HYATT

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What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

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by Miles Apart

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Roy: Idk. The playground business sure is a Jungle, Jim. Jim: ...Say that again.

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Jim shorts.

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In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

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It only takes one nail to hang up Jesus in a picture frame.