Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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What do the NBA and the presidential election have in common?

There's only two candidates, and nobody wants either of them to win!

Why does vampire Superman want to go out?

Because he doesn't want to be around the crypt tonight. (you can tell i made that up)

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How do you make cocoa powder?

Throw from the plane

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

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What did the ocean say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide."

What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies