Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies

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Why did they produce a reality show about midgets?

Because they only wanted a little drama.

Why do you want to work in a bank Alan?

Fred: 'Cuz there's money in it sir.

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How do Asian's name their children?

Throw a frying pan down the stairs and listen to the sounds. *Ting tong tow*

How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

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What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours ?

A hermit crab !

What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

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How do you restore your body back to 'factory settings'?

Is it kale it's kale, isn't it please don't say kale.

Why did Greenpeace throw Wolf Blitzer in the ocean?

they wanted to restore the CNNomies