Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What did the Irishman text his Wife?

Honey I'm down at the pub having a pint with the lads. Be home in about 30 min. If I'm not back by then please read this message again."

What's the difference between a Surrey girl and a washing machine?

When you drop a load in a washing machine it doesn't text you every hour for a week.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!