Why didn't you text me?

I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.

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What's love?

Me: Well, all the women text you except the one you like. And it hurts, so we drink. Sister: Get away from him!

What do you call a girl who expects a guy to do everything for her, make all the first moves, and text her first every day?

SINGLE

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.