What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

What word starts with "n" and you never want to call a black person?

Neighbor

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What kind of chocolate swims in the ocean?

scubGodivas.

Why does the ocean have water?

Because the sky is

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What do you do when your wife is blocking view of the TV?

Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.

What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

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What do you call a thousand lawyers, chained to the bottom of the ocean?

A start.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.