How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!