How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

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What's the first place Dora explored?

The mexican border.

How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to pay a Mexican to do it, two to deport him afterwards.

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What is Jesus' favorite band?

Nine Inch Nails

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

How do nudists greet each other?

With a bare hug.

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How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

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What was Schrodinger's favorite childhood book?

The Cat in the Box by Dr. Seuss

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!