What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.

What do you get if you cross a poodle with katey perry?

7 trillion dead toddlers.. LMFAOOOOOOOO

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What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.