What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

Why does Peter Dinklage drink Smirnoff?

Because he can't reach for the Grey Goose

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Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they don't have 2 towers.

Why do Americans weight lift in tank tops?

Because they like to exercise their right to bare arms.

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What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What did the doctor say to the injured gingerbread man?

Why don't you try icing it

Israeli Jokes More Israeli Jokes

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Israelite Jokes More Israelite Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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What did one teddy bear say to the other teddy bear when he offered him some dessert?

A: No thanks, I'm stuffed.

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.