What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What if she drinks too much, or gets high?

Me: You really aren't my kid are you

Why do hipsters prefer to drink their PBR warm?

So that they can say they liked it before it was cool.

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Why will there never be an Asian president?

Because the American people could never make it through the erection without raughing.

What do you call an empty bud light can on the side of the road?

A native American artifact. What do you call a HALF-EMPTY bud light can on the side of the road? An extremely rare native American artifact.

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Why don't they let Italians swim in Long Island Sound?

If you know that one, try this one: Why do seagulls fly to the dump

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

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What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What do you get if you cross a Sociologist with someone in the Mafia?

An offer you can't understand.