Israeli Jokes

What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

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How does Moses make his tea?

Hebrews it. I'm serious! That Israeli how he does it!

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle

How do Israeli skiiers greet each other?

Shlalom! (Oy, that's terrible.)

What did the drunkard say when he walked into an Israeli bar?

Hebrews?

What did the Germans name the Israeli Submarine?

Das Jude

Why does it take so long to play Israeli sports?

Because all the replays are in shlomo.

What do you call an Israeli rooster?

A koke.

What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored?

A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

What did the Israeli Prime Minister who can't say the word "and" say about candy that caused such a hubbub?

Mike Ike's are my least favorite.

What's an Israeli ghetto called?

Palestine.

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What do you get if you cross a dead Israeli leader with a New Age diet nut?

Menachem Vegan

What's the difference between an Israeli terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can reason with the terrorist!

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What do diapers and politicians have in common?

They both need to be changed after a while for the same reason

What do feminists search for on scavenger hunts?

Reasons to be offended.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction junction, they specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

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What did the Hebrew's call it when they stopped receiving mana every morning?

mana-pause

How does Moses makes his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

Whats better then getting a gold medal in the Paralympics?

Walking.

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What's the difference between Canadians and Americans?

100 pounds.

What did the American Chef say to the Asian Chef?

Take a wok.

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What surfs the Internet and goes 'Choo Choo'?

Thomas the Search Engine.

What do you call a search engine that sings Christmas songs?

Michael google.

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What did the Israelite say to the american when offering him a drink?

Here, try this, Israeli refreshing!"

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why should you always invite more than one Baptist on a fishing trip?

Because if you only invite one, he'll drink all your beer.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties?

Because you should never drink and derive.