How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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What do you call a Jedi knight who delivers babies?

Obi-Gyn Kenobi.

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

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How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.