How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

What jedi is the best at opening PDF files?

Adobe Wan Kenobi

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How do dogs save for retirement?

With a Ruff IRA.