How do Jedi plan for retirement?

With a Hoth IRA. I'll see myself out.

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do mathematicians call retirement?

Aftermath