What sort of net is useless for catching fish ?

A football net !

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Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

Why was the penguin banned from the Winter Olympics?

He was caught taking Polaroids.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is the worst friend?

The Sel-Fish

What do you call a fish with two knees?

A two-knee fish! (works better when you're drunk)

Sort Jokes More Sort Jokes

Why did the spreadsheets get divorced?

They just couldn't sort things out.

When asked, 'Are you Twittering?

if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.

Net Jokes More Net Jokes

Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ?

Becca the net !

Why do you think your report should be on the net?

Because my marks are all 'E's.