How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

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What do you call a dog that wisely saves money for retirement?

A 401(K-9).

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

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What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

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What type of bonds deals with the bad guys?

James

How did Metallica get their band name?

They Bonded over lunch.