How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill?

It bucked!

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Why can't astronauts stay in a long term relationship?

They need space.

Where'd the rabbi stay on business?

The L'Hyatt

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What couple rode a horse up a hill to fetch a pail of water?

Jockey and Jill!

How do you call a jockey falling from his horse ?

An Hippic fail.

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Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!