How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why did the horse fail German?

Because he could only say, "neighn!"

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

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Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How do jockeys determine which racehorses are the favourites?

They take a gallop poll!