Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

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How's everyone else holding up?

Anyone know why they all have bags of candy

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"

What did one cloud of fog say to the other?

I don't know. It's a Mistery.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

How do jockeys stay on their horses?

Jockey straps.

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Why are clouds like jockeys?

Because they hold the reins!

What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window?

Looks like rein dear"