Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why is Edward still in Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How many Soviets does it take to change a light bulb?

None! In Soviet Russia, light bulb changes you!

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

How does a german get to the airport?

He heils a taxi!

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What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).

Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in