Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why couldn't the whistleblower leave his house?

Because he was Snowden

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why is Russia a very fast country ?

Because the people are always Russian !

Why did Russia lose the race?

Because it was Stalin! (Sorry. Communist jokes aren't funny unless every gets them.)

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Why was Kim Kardashian arrested at the airport?

She had two pounds of crack in her knickers.

Why was the mathematician detained at the airport?

Because he planned to blow up a plane.

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Why is Edward Snowden stuck in Russia?

Because he's snowed-in

What do Aaron Hernandez and Edward Snowden have in common?

They're both expatriots (expatriates).