How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What are you going to do with your time, now that you're retired?

I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

What was Bob the Builder called after he retired?

Bob.

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How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...

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Why are magicians always sad?

Because everything they have disappears

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.