How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on thanksgiving)

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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What did the magician's girlfriend say to the magician?

I can't see you anymore.

What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?

A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

What do you call a disappearing President?

Hocus POTUS