How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.

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Why can't truck drivers ever fully retire?

Because they can only semi retire.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What do you call a dog that is a magician?

A Labara Cadabarador

What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

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How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

What was the best magic trick Osama Bin Laden ever pulled?

He made the World Trade Center disappear.