What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

Whats a Plumber's favorite vegetable?

A Leek!

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How are a tupperware container and a walrus alike?

They both like a tight seal.

Why did the walrus go to the tuppeware party?

To find a tight seal.. Badum tsst