What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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Plumber Jokes More Plumber Jokes

How much does a plumber make in an hour?

It depends on how much crack he can produce.

How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

Walrus Jokes More Walrus Jokes

What do a walrus and a ziploc bag have in common?

They both like a tight seal.

What was the Walrus doing in the Tupperware store?

Looking for the tight seal