What do a plumber and a walrus have in common?

They both like a good, tight seal.

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How do you tell which plumber went home for lunch?

He's the one with the clean finger.

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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What do a plumber and a walrus both enjoy?

A nice tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.