How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

Why did H blow itself up?

Because G had.

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How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

How do you make one girl disappear?

just add a G and now she's gone.

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Where do girls have the curliest hair?

Africa.

Whats the difference between a girl and a washing machine?

When I dump a load in the washing machince, it doesnt follow me around

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Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

How do magicians retire?

They seem to just disappear.