Why do mycologists have such a good time?

Because they hang around the fungi.

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What do you call the folks who hang around the musicians at conservatories?

A: Violists.

What kind of spy hangs out in department stores?

A: A counter spy.

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Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

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What's the best time to go to the dentist?

Tooth hurty.

When is the best time to raise money?

When there's a stripper in front of you.