What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garabonzo bean?

I don't have a garabonzo bean in my garage because that's where I get pee'd on so there is tarps everywhere.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you get from a cow on the North Pole?

Cold cream!

What do you call a cow with no hind legs?

an utter drag

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

Why did the redneck take his cat to Walmart after running over it's tail with the lawn mower?

Because they're the largest re-tail-er

Fill Jokes More Fill Jokes

Why is there no 'Hot girls' guide to getting laid'?

My phone number won't fill up an entire book.

What does a sandwich filling share in common with Joffrey Lannister?

They are both in bread.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

Where should we look to stem global overpopulation?

The youth in Asia.....

What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia?

Snoop Dinner

India Jokes More India Jokes

Why are there so many doctors in India?

Because about 20 million people are Sikh.

What's the best dating service in India?

Connect the dots. (I'll see my self out.)