What's the difference between Walmart and India?

Well, one is filled with cows. And the other is in Asia.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between Tuna, a Piano, and a bottle of Glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna!

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Because they lactose.

What do cows like to listen to?

Moo-sic!

Walmart Jokes More Walmart Jokes

Why does Iraq have no Walmarts?

Because there's a Target on every corner.

Where do you buy a Walrus?

WalMart!

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Why is eastern europe filled with strippers?

Because they like Poles.

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair and not the feet?

Because if they drug them by the feet the would have filled with dirt.

Asia Jokes More Asia Jokes

What piece of clothing is made overseas in an Asia country?

Japanese

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.

India Jokes More India Jokes

What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!