What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

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With a scale.

Why did the fisherman keep taking off?

Because he was fly fishing.

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X marks the pot, matey."

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What do fish in Jamaica smoke ?

Sea-Weed. I'll show myself the door.

Why did the sand scream?

Because the sea weed. ha.