Why would he put that on a resume?

Oh. My. God. You're hired."

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God Jokes More God Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What instrument does God play?

He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: "Our God is a cellist God."

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How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Resume Jokes More Resume Jokes

What does a hairstylist call their resume?

A tresume.

How am I not qualified?

Your resume is a stick figure and a poorly drawn igloo "It's a cat actually"