How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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Why cant Schizophrenics be alcoholics?

because they never drink alone.

Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

Why do the Irish serve up their chili with 139 beans?

Because one more would be one-farty bowl of chili!

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

Malaysian Jokes More Malaysian Jokes

How do you prevent 9/11?

Make it a Malaysian airlines flight.

Why don't Malaysian TV shows get commissioned?

Because they all have terrible pilots.