How do Malaysian airlines serve all their drinks?

On the rocks

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What was the last thing that went through JFK Jr's mind when his plane crashed?

The console. What was JFK Jr's wife drinking when the plane crashed? Ocean Spray.

What is a crowbar?

A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

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What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

How does a crackhead order their whiskey?

On the rocks

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What do you call a robotic transforming Malaysian airliner?

If it's evil, a Deceptigone. If not, an Autobottomoftheocean Shamelessly stolen from

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.