What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What did the patriarchy serve at their dinner party?

Traditional gender rolls.

Why shouldn't you join Alcoholics Anonymous on Thanksgiving?

Because all they serve is cold turkey.

Guest Jokes More Guest Jokes

What do you call a coast ghost that's a guest at a celebrity ghost roast?

A ghost toastie!

What did the host say after her guest complimented her on her tea?

Thanks, it's my special tea.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.

Simpson Jokes More Simpson Jokes

What is the favorite saying of a police officer in the Simpsons?

If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown shoot it down.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts