How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Seriously who knows? It's pitch black in here.

How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Comcast customer service agents does it take to change a lightbulb?

Is the lightbulb plugged in sir?

How many American cops does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, they just beat the room for being black

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many Mennonites does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven - one to actually change the bulb and six to complain that they liked the old one better.

Why are you complaining?

Isn't it cooked