How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How Many Kids With A.D.D Does It Take To Screw In A Lightbulb?

Wanna go ride bikes??

How many millenials does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one. They hold it in place while the world revolves around them.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Why was Simba unable to save his dad in the Lion King?

He couldnt Mufasa enough.

What's the cheapest present for an ophan?

A tattoo with dad

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Mexicans do you need to change a Lightbulb?

Juan.

How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many people with ADD does it take to change a light bulb?

Lets go ride a bike!

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Complain Jokes More Complain Jokes

How many Atheists does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't know, they're all too busy complaining about this joke.

Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team?

The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ...