Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

What do you call a preponderance of the evidence that your drink has been compromised?

Probable Cosby

Why is Grace never thirsty?

Because she's always drinking from the coup de Grace. (This was my sister's favourite joke when we were kids. Once our mum flipped out on a long car journey because she told it too many times).

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What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

What did the ISIS leader gift to all his followers?

The Samsung Note 7

French Jokes More French Jokes

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why so the French line their streets with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade

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Why do the French not pronounce "h" at the beginning of words?

Because they hate it.

What do you call the second-most hated politician in America?

Madam President.

French Press Jokes More French Press Jokes

What does the CEO of Keurig have in common with ISIS?

They both hate the French press

What kind of coffee do terrorists hate?

French press. (Too soon?)

Instant Coffee Jokes More Instant Coffee Jokes

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

What instant coffee and Sasha Grey have in common?

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