Why does ISIS drink instant coffee?

Because they hate French press!

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French press. (Too soon?)

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)

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Why do jihadists drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the french press...

Why do Jihadist Muslims drink only instant coffee?

Because they completely hate the French press. (Reposted)