Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Which whiskey should you buy if you want to dance all night?

Wild Twerky!

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What did the Queen fans say at the stoning?

We will We will Rock you!

What did one rock say to the other?

Ha, you really think rocks can talk

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Why don't Canadians do well on Wheel of Fortune?

Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."

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What has 75 balls and screws old ladies?

Bingo!

How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll