Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Republicans are against them and democrats want more for schools.

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Because she wanted to rock and roll.

What's the first thing an Owl asks when you trow a rock at it?

HOOO did that!

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What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

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What is the similarity between tight rope walking and an old lady giving you head?

You don't want to look down.

What has seventy-five balls and screws old ladies?

A. Bingo!

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Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.

Why did the old lady put wheels on her rocking chair?

A: She wanted to rock and roll