What did the cannibals do with the midget?

Put another shrimp on the barbie.

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Cannibal Jokes More Cannibal Jokes

What does a cannibal bring to a barbecue?

OC) Brats!

Where do cannibals get their vegetables from?

the coma ward.

Barbie Jokes More Barbie Jokes

Why does Barbie like Halloween?

It's pump-ken time

Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

Midget Jokes More Midget Jokes

What did the midget give her boyfriend after his concert?

A Standing Blow-vation.

Why do midgets make bad parents?

Cause they struggle to put food on the table

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans