How do mice celebrate when they move home ?

With a mouse warming party !

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How does Pocahontas celebrate her Cake Day?

With a Pao Wow.

How do Etheopians celebrate their first birthday?

By putting flowers on the grave

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What do you get when you put mice in the oven?

Mice crispies.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

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How do Mexicans warm their houses in the winter months?

Central Fajiting.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired