How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

Why does it take pirates so long to learn the alphabet?

They're stuck at C for years

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

Agree Jokes More Agree Jokes

Why did you cancel your gym membership?

Me: There were some changes in the vending machines that I didn't agree with

When do men insist that women are illogical?

When a woman doesn't agree with them.

Long Distance Jokes More Long Distance Jokes

What's the difference between Americans and Europeans?

For an European 500 Miles is a long distance, for an American 500 years are a long History

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Aye Phone Jokes More Aye Phone Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.