How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What's a pirates favorite fast food?

Arrrrbys

What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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What did the nudist criminal say when he agreed to a criminal plan?

I'm in, but I'm not decent."

What would happen if the Illuminati and Half-Life 3 agreed with each other?

Illuminati and Half-Life 3 conformed.

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What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.

Aye Phone Jokes More Aye Phone Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

How do pirates agree with each other over long distances?

With their aye-phones.